Posthumous Postal Mix-Up

(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) A human corpse gets delivered to a pet store while live fish were sent a research laboratory. Yes, the U.S. government made a mistake and we all know how often human corpses are mistaken for live fish, eh?

Fortunately, nothing like this will ever happen when the U.S. government takes over the entire health care system. Everyone knows that human corpses should only be mistaken for dead fish.

Tip: slwlion