Thick-Headed Are Smart

According to a study of magnetic imaging resonance scans of people's brains conducted by scientists at the University of California at Los Angeles, people with thick heads have more overall intelligence.

The results of the study appear to contradict empirical evidence gathered throughout human history whereby the thick-headed have always been slow on the uptake.

Of course, my spirit droops. Unfortunately, I've been watching Jeopardy with hopes of becoming more informed when all along I should have been a fan of Jackass.