Airport Bribery Prevention

(Kathmandu, Nepal) The government's anti-corruption watchdog has become aware of rampant bribery being committed at Kathmandu's Tribhuvan International Airport. Apparently, complaints have been lodged because travelers wanting preferential treatment during screenings and inspections can easily slip some cash to airport workers.

To address the "irregularities" (Nepalese for bribery), the Commission for the Investigation of Abuse of Authority (CIAA) has ordered that all airport officials be given trousers with no pockets.

Yeah, that'll work.