Lewd Acts with a Mannequin

(Kanawha County, West Virginia) While on patrol, Kanawha County Sheriff's deputies spotted 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell in a park with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other.

When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.

All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.

Campbell has been charged with indecent exposure.

Heh.

Tip: Charley Nestor