Internet Kissing Machine

From Japan comes an invention which robotically sends French kisses from one person to another.

Have you every wished you could say goodbye to your online lover with more than a perfunctory 'xxx'? The Kiss Transmission Device prototype could be the answer to your prayers.

Designed for "communication in the mouth", the invention consists of a motion-sensing recepticle that records your tongue's movements. The saucy information is then transmited across the Internet to a corresponding machine in your partner's mouth.

Just think, no breath freshener necessary.




Presumably, the device is adaptable and will ultimately be available for remote boot-licking or for any other type of human tongue action.