Naked Teacher Case

(Clayton County, Georgia) A 31-year-old elementary school teacher, Harlan Porter, has been arrested for public indecency stemming from an incident where he stripped off his clothes and walked around his school naked. Porter explained his behavior by claiming "enlightenment."

Porter also claimed "his third eye was open." Fortunately, the episode occurred after school hours so no students had to witness his junk "third eye."

After Porter told a Morrow Police Department officer about his enlightenment, the cop reported that, “I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public.”

While acknowledging that his education career would be damaged by the bust, Porter said that he still desired to teach, except “on a new level, with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.”

Police reported that Porter had “several books in his belongings that appeared to be on topics such as spirituality and transcendental meditation.”

Porter was booked into custody at the Clayton County Jail and subsequently released on $2,000 bond.

Tip: Charley Nestor