China: 10,000 Pigeon Anus Search

(Beijing, China)

Officials in China this week examined the anuses of 10,000 pigeons that were set to be released today in celebration of National Day, amid government fears of a possible terrorist attack.

According to reports from state-run media outlets, the birds had their feathers, legs, and anuses searched for "suspicious objects" yesterday, before being packed onto a truck and sent to Tiananmen Square in Beijing for today's ceremony.[…]

The reports did not clarify what "suspicious objects" the inspectors were looking for, but security concerns are high following a spate of attacks that Beijing has blamed on separatist groups.

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