Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Help Wanted - Make BIG Dollars

High-paying executive position open in mid-America. Many non-taxed benefits included. Car, house, airplane and bagmen are part of job essentials provided.

Job requires knowledge of pay-for-play programs and community service operations. Backroom conversation skills a plus. Management and executive skills desirable but not necessary if properly coiffed.

Send inquiries to:
Black Box
Side Door
State Capitol
Springfield, Illinois
Must act quickly.

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