Help Wanted - Make BIG Dollars

High-paying executive position open in mid-America. Many non-taxed benefits included. Car, house, airplane and bagmen are part of job essentials provided.

Job requires knowledge of pay-for-play programs and community service operations. Backroom conversation skills a plus. Management and executive skills desirable but not necessary if properly coiffed.

Send inquiries to:

Black Box
Side Door
State Capitol
Springfield, Illinois

Must act quickly.