Libido-Boosting Viagra Ice Cream

(London, England) A new product being sold at an ice cream boutique called The Icecreamists is the Sex Pistol, a concoction reported to be libido-enhancing.

Containing ginkgo, biloba, arginine, guarana and absinthe, the drink is claimed to make the most lethargic sentry stand at attention.

The Icecreamists website defines the Sex Pistol as:

Viagra and Absinthe Ice Cream served with a shot of Absinthe in a pink water pistol.

Only 18-year-olds and over can buy the Sex Pistol and the limit is one to a customer. Price for one Sex Pistol is £11.99 (about $20 at current exchange rate).

Matt O’Connor, founder of The Icecreamists, says: “This is the perfect après shopping treat. Just one Sex Pistol will leave you feeling energised and confident – but please, don’t pester the staff!”

No explanation has been provided as to why the Sex Pistol has to be pink. I would have chosen steely blue or iron gray.

Tip: The Lethargic Sentry